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I like to read these limericks
But i don’t know about metrics
So I won’t write any
Even for a penny
’cause i’m not one of those sadistics
(Oh, wait…)
— Wendel Scardua
I’ve tried to write that on a Orkut community called English Practice. I hope it sounds as bad as it should, *evil grin*.
What’s a limerick, you ask ? [...]

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Novo recorde de tempo sem postar :-p , mas eu precisava postar isso, então… Post Tapa-Buraco!
Dessa vez é só pra registrar um triálogo muito bom que li na webcomic Questionable Content, #976:

Dora: Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past.
Marten: If that’s true, then wisdom is knowing that you’ll be an idiot [...]

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Mais um episódio da série (eu devia estar fazendo meus slides em vez de postar, but whatever)

A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician are sitting in an outdoor cafe. They watch two people go into a building across the street. Shortly thereafter, three people come out.
“Hmm,” says the biologist. “It looks like they reproduced.”
“Nah,” says [...]

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Após o “Pérolas do Slashdot #23″, finalmente escrevo mais um:

Q)Why did the multithreaded chicken cross the road?
A)to To other side. get the
Q)Why did the multithreaded chicken cross the road?
A)other to side. To the get
–by Hal_Porter (817932) on Monday February 26, @11:42AM (#18154210)

Ou traduzindo para o português:

Q)Porque a galinha multithread atravessou a rua ?
A)do Para outro [...]

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Um cara responde a uma piada sobre não termos ainda carros voadores:
Joke well taken, but in all honesty the bigger joke is that we technically could have had flying cars already. You know what the problem is? the general public couldn’t be trusted not to crash the things left and right. In no time there [...]

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Um recente artigo no Slashdot fala de um novo robô que consegue se sustentar e se mover livremente sobre uma única “roda esférica” (aka “bola”), sem perder o equilíbrio.
E eis que o seguinte comentário é feito:
Killer app ?
Shrink this down and fill it with ink. An automatic pen! Well, it sounds good on paper…
Traduzindo:
Killer app [...]

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I S2 youtube ^_^v

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Google Earth 4 beta - for Linux, Mac & Windows ^_^v
http://earth.google.com/download-earth.html

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Retirado da página sobre Time Travel na Uncyclopedia :-) [deixei em itálico os meus favoritos :-) ]
Time Travel Guidelines

Don’t alter anything in the past, because it could mess up the future!
Unless, of course, there is something you need to do, in which case by God don’t not do it!
Sleeping with random women is a good [...]

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