I like to read these limericks
But i don’t know about metrics
So I won’t write any
Even for a penny
’cause i’m not one of those sadistics

(Oh, wait…)
— Wendel Scardua

I’ve tried to write that on a Orkut community called English Practice. I hope it sounds as bad as it should, *evil grin*.

What’s a limerick, you ask ? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)

Here are some self-referential limericks, like:

There was a young bard of Japan
Whose limericks never would scan
When they said it was so,
He replied, “Yes, I know,
But I always try to fit as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can.”
— Anonymous

or

There was a young poet quite fine,
Whose limericks repeated a line.
Though this was redundant,
Though this was redundant,
His limericks repeated a line.
— Carl Muckenhoupt

ps: maybe someday I’ll be able to post in 日本語 (haha…)

update: maybe I’ve been reading too much Irregular Webcomic:

David was playing some Cthulhu RPG
Then he saw something he didn’t want to see
So he rolled a D20
And lost that amount of sanity
“-Damn you, Non-Euclidean Geometry!”
— Wendel Scardua

Nozes do Exílio (aka Canção dos Memes) versão 0.1beta – de Wendel Scardua

Minha terra tem nogueiras
como canta o Jeremias
As árveres somos nozes
e Jesus as jardinaria

Baseado na Canção do Exílio, de Gonçalves Dias.

ps: preciso resistir à tentação de completar a canção… hehehe

ps2: tarde demais – já fiz um rascunho das próximas frases:

O sanduíche-íche tem mais nutrientes,
E o cão, tem mais bebidas,
A pantera leva mais tapas,
E Chuck Norris tem mais vidas

ps3: é isso que dá ficar muito tempo na desciclopédia e no youtube ^^;;

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